February 2012
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I still can’t get over my policy of putting anything Nicholas Cage related on my friend Jenn’s facebook wall. My most recent one:
I’m literally cracking myself up right now.
I know, I’m lame.
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Caramel Apple Lollipops are my weakness….they’re like diabetes on a stick but dear god they taste so good!
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Today was SUCH a good day. I could dance I’m so content right now.
I just wish Rooney Mara or Michelle Williams had won the Oscar for Best Actress and Kristin Wiig for Original Screenplay haha
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SHMEX LYFE
(Doing that challenge where you're supposed to find the nearest book to you, turn to page 45 and the first sentence will describe your sex life)
Stef: This describes my sex life?
Me: Yes.
Stef: "I heard about this god awful mess when I was on the crapper this AM."
(Both dying of laughter)
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Such a good night last night! Shame I had to pray to the Porcelain Gods this morning.
Never mix your alcohol kids, bad things will happen.
And now back to bed.
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My work was playing Florence + The Machine today. Totally sang and danced while working….I have no shame!
AND all 3 Lord of the Rings movies were only $5.99. Totally snatched those babies up :D
(Also asking your boss to write you a letter of recommendation feels weird even when you’ve known them for almost 4 years.)
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Rest My Chemistry - Interpol
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Just got over 700 new songs from Stefanee…..I’m so excited I’m not sure where to start listening!
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My hip joint is all messed up. Somehow I damaged it and now I can’t walk without limping. And it really hurts too :( Balllllllssssssss
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I have cool friends.
(All in the same room)
Stef: Are you guys facebooking each other?
Jenn: Yes
Me: Don't you know it's the cool thing to do?
Stef: Suuuure.
Jenn: Yeah, as cool as playing Skyrim.
Stef: Now you're insulting both Sabrina and myself.
Me: Yeah, now you've gone too far. Take it down a notch.
Jenn: No, I refuse!
Stef: She's just jealious (misspelled on purpose). She's supes jelly.
Me: Yeah, she's totes jelly.
Stef: Supes jelly. Oh no a soup made out of jelly would be gross.
Me: Totes jelly. A tote made out of jelly would be impractical.
Jenn: You said it, not me!
(We don't usually say "supes" or "totes" btw)
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(joke dancing horribly trying to make my mom laugh)
Me: Don't try and hide it, I can see you laughing at me! Your face is all squinched.
Mom: It's because I'm old.
Me: NO, it's because you're smiling!
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Such a good day today
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